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Lo scudetto dove lo metto

of ANTONIO Gurrado

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Milan have once again shown its limits giving the Liverpool to score with a minute left, and only the referee Herbert Fandel, De Santis German, has consentito di camuffarli troncando anticipatamente i minuti di recupero dopo una pronta telefonata congiunta di Leonardo Meani, Tiziano Crudeli e Bobo Maroni, abilmente celati in una cabina telefonica di Platìa Mounastiraki, nel pittoresco quartiere della Plaka. Se avesse fischiato venti secondi dopo, il Liverpool avrebbe avuto tutto il tempo di segnare due o tre volte inframezzando ogni goal con reiterati giri di campo, coreografici balletti e fuochi d’artificio, privando il Milan di una vittoria in fin dei conti immeritata e stabilendo una volta per tutte qual è la squadra più forte del mondo, cioè l’Inter.

È evidente che la Champions League è una competizione minore. Per vincerla Milan was enough to overcome Bayern Monaco, Manchester United and Liverpool, while Inter have dominated the series to outperform in the direct matches, Palermo, Empoli containing the tough ascent and putting the final seal on the area of \u200b\u200bSiena. Not to mention how difficult it is confirmed: AC Milan did not reach the final of the Champions League for ages two years and not won by the two eternities, or four years. In contrast, the Inter next Sunday will celebrate its second title in a row, adding to triumph triumph when they are still in the eyes of all the spectacular images of the decisive moment of last year: the meeting between Guido Rossi, a former member of the Board of Directors of Inter, and Guido Rossi, both former and future president of Telecom (Inter shareholder and sponsor of the league), to get the green light to the allocation of the shield by Guido Rossi, Superintendent of Football.

I was also very annoyed by the shameful scene of the players of AC Milan, arranged in two rows, mocking the Liverpool applauding coram populo defeated opponents, and that significant distance to travel unrestrained by Julio Cruz and friends in Valencia with our compliments the winners, shake their hands and turn the other cheek! The class, sportiness, elegance is not sono cose che si imparano in una notte: così alla demagogia sfrontata di Berlusconi, il quale ha parlato di “grande successo per Milano” e ha concluso addirittura con un “viva il Milan e viva l’Inter”, noi rispondiamo con l’aristocratico gesto dell’ombrello mediante il quale durante il derby Massimo Moratti ha salutato il ritorno in Italia di Ronaldo, uno dei più grandi campioni della storia, al quale l’Inter deve gli scudetti del 1998 e del 2002, che le verranno assegnati quest’esate per soprammercato. E gli allenatori, poi: come si fa a dire che Carlo Ancelotti, con due Champions League e uno scudetto (peraltro nemmeno consegnato a tavolino), abbia vinto più di Roberto Mancini il quale nel suo palmarès può vantare la Coppa Italia , e la Coppa Italia , e la Coppa Italia , eccetera?

Sarò facile profeta dicendo che poco resterà nell’immaginario collettivo dei due goal irregolari di Inzaghi (il primo segnato abbrancando il pallone con due mani, ficcandoselo sotto l’ascella e correndo nella porta del Liverpool dopo aver infilato un dito nel naso del portiere; il secondo in evidente posizione di fuorigioco, poiché al momento del passaggio di Kakà le immagini inequivocabili di Inter Channel mostrano Inzaghi che sta scavalcando la pista di atletica per precipitarsi in curva urlando “ Parakalò, parakalò "), unlike that with four goals, two leg and two on the back, Inter have dominated Roma in Italian Cup final, failing to win for only the dishonest handling to start the game at the Olimpico 17 without telling Inter who has duly filed in the field, as per previous agreements, at 21. But the Rome has little to boast about, because in the decisive clash in the league Inter set losing 1-3, which is exactly half of 2-6, and in general giving the only team to contend for the bold victory in the league to score only 13 goals in five games.

A curious and happy coincidence has it that the computer on which I write, because of a nasty correction automatically, each time replacing the name of the term Inzaghi investigate : this is a foreshadowing and a prophecy of what will happen this summer, when investigating a pool composed by Elio Corno, Evaristo Beccalossi and Enrico Bertolino, headed by Francesco Saverio Borrelli, and by Cardinal Martini, will publish photos of Carlo Ancelotti who turns away a MS despite having vowed to quit smoke in the event of victory over Liverpool which will lead to the revocation of the victory of Milan in the Champions League, the obligation to play all home games next season's field of Novosibirsk and using a medicine ball, the withdrawal of graduating from the son of Galliani and replacement of the term "Silvio Berlusconi" by the term "Alfonso Pecoraro Scanio," in all acts of the last Parliament, the extradition of Ronaldo and life imprisonment for Pellegatti Carlo, and, with predictable domino effect, to be shot by Alessandro Del Piero and baking of her bird, the relegation to lower division in Rome, Lazio, Fiorentina, Chelsea, Manchester United, Bayern Monaco, Sporting Lisbon, Ajax, Real Madrid, Barcelona and Sassari Torres, will be assigned to the interaction of all the editions held so far of Champions League, UEFA Cup, Intertoto Cup, Tournament Anglo-Italian Cup Carnival, Memorial "Adolf Hitler", Six Nations, America's Cup, Tour de France, Order of the Garter, Nobel Mathematics (specifically set up) as well as various episodes, never sent, de The Evidence of the cook.

short while AC Milan have won this seventh Champions League, the fifth by Paolo Maldini and various shit, but there are good prospects for next year at the Trofeo Tim is another story, unless it's the vinca new Juventus.

* writer.